Article 2: How Crypto HODLing Is Like PE Training

“Delayed gratification is the alpha move.” — Dr. D

Crypto bros and PE grinders have more in common than you'd think. Both chase growth. Both need patience. And both can fall for quick scams if they’re not careful.

Let’s break it down:
- Crypto HODLing = Penis Enhancement
- Ignore the FUD = Ignore the trolls
- Hold for years = Train for months
- Stack sats = Stack tissue gains
- Trust the protocol = Trust the process

No real HODLer expects to be a millionaire in a week. Likewise, no serious PE athlete expects to gain 2 inches in 10 days. You need consistency, journaling, testing, and sometimes, a good hard reset when your gains plateau. Both worlds are filled with noise — YouTube pumpers, Reddit “gurus,” TikTok know-it-alls. Your best bet? Tune them out and listen to your own metrics.

Keep stacking. Whether it’s sats or stats. Return to Vault